JAN. 2, 2012
1.
Before you status update, Tweet, Tumble
or Instagram, pause and say to yourself, “is it entirely necessary that I share
this morsel of thought with my entire social network?”and if the answer is not,
“yes, I absolutely must,” then step away from the Internet.
2.
Know which candidate you’re going to
vote for in the upcoming presidential election, and know why.
3.
Enough with the 14-day juice
cleanses. If you want to lose a little weight quickly, eat less and
exercise like crazy. If you want to lose a lot of weight slowly, do whatever
Jennifer Hudson did.
4.
If you really like the person you’re
hooking up with and would like them to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, find a
way to tell them, and hope for the best. If you don’t and wouldn’t, stop.
5.
Find a way to save approximately 300
dollars and spend it on a flight to see a friend or family member who lives far
away.
6.
Please stop liking the Kardashians, all
of them. It’s not helping anyone, least of all the Kardashians.
7.
Spend less than or equal to the money
you earn each month.
8.
Wear clothes that fit you, especially
to work.
9.
Call someone on the phone at least once
a week, and speak to him or her for at least ten minutes.
10. Start preparing now to get over the fact that
Facebook is probably going to change again in six months. You’re not going to
deactivate your account. You don’t know how.
11. Wait 30 seconds before you look up a fact you can’t
remember on your phone, and try to remember it using your brain. This is what
the olden days were like.
12. Replace one terrible reality show you’re currently
watching with one wonderful scripted show currently available on
television. Swap suggestion: Real Housewives of Anywhere for
HBO’s Enlightened.
13. Try that food you think you don’t like but have
never actually tried, unless it’s brussels sprouts. They really don’t need any
more attention.
14. Cut one person out of your life who you truly do
not like and add one person who you truly do. Note: not on Facebook, on Earth.
15. If you’re still blacking out regularly, you should
stop.
16. Volunteer once over the next 90 days. You’ll
feel really good about it, and probably end up volunteering again over the next
275.
17. Tell someone who you love that you love them
on a more regular basis. To their face, not in a text.
18. Back up your entire online life onto an external
hard drive, especially your photos.
19. Crap or get off the pot. This applies to whatever
thing you’re not doing that you should just sack up and do already.
20. And in the eternal words of Tom Haverford, “TREAT YO SELF!”
Hope y'all had a great start to the new year! :)
I especially agree with the kardashian resolution :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I like numeroo 14. What if they actually cut them literally.
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